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My Bat Is My Friend


Renfeah Rodasi Hplar

I hate baseball
But I love my bat
My bat is my friend

Most people are evil scum
People lie to you
People betray you
It can make you sad

But your bat is trustworthy
Your bat is always at your side
Your bat is made of wood
Your bat is good
You can count on your bat

Your bat will serve you well
It will crush the skull of your enemy
It will break his bones
It will defeat those who would hurt you
Your bat will bring you power
If you trust in your bat

I hate everything
Except my bat
My bat is my friend